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August 08 2017

tiptoe39:

avpdkicking:

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are

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blazes-of-glory:

tabbydragon:

I love that everyone looked at the turkey and asked themselves “who is responsible for this thing?” And then everyone pointed at everyone else.

August 07 2017

onyourleftbooob:

unpretty:

When I’m super turned-on I can say the filthiest fucking things without even thinking about it but otherwise irl I am so fucking shy I can’t even tell my husband I want to fuck

no seriously

like when he was just my boyfriend and he was visiting me from long-distance, I was like “damn he’s hot” but rather than say that I decided the best way to convey that I was dtf was to come up behind him and reach around and grab his dick

and like any sensible person he was like “why are you grabbing my dick”

and at that point I suddenly remember that I am a shy useless sack of shit and then I am torn because on the one hand I still want to fuck but on the other hand I kind of want to pretend I never thought this was a good idea

so my compromise is to just say “I’m not”

WITH MY HAND STILL ON HIS DICK

so again like any sensible person he’s like “okay well then who is grabbing my dick”

AND I PANICKED

AND SAID

“IT’S A GHOOOooooOOOOoooOOOST”

AND JIGGLED MY HAND LIKE I WAS WEARING A SHEET AND FLOATING THROUGH THE AIR

AND HE LEFT THE ROOM AND EIGHT YEARS LATER MARRIED ME FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

#HE STILL HAS NOT LET ME LIVE THIS DOWN #IF I GRAB HIS DICK HE SCREAMS THAT THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED

raptorific:

dcupenguin:

roscuro69:

justiceleaque:

bruce wayne answering “yes” completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he’s batman is a mood

#and then years down the line they find out he’s batman and bruce is just like ‘i mean i never denied it’     

#bruce not caring enough to hide his identity has been such a staple for batman comics but even the writers don’t realize they’re doing it

#there was this early 70s comics about a killer sending his victims batman costumes and killing them while they had them on

#so the police started suspecting one of the victims might be the real batman

#but inevitably bruce wayne gets a suit so commissioner gordon asks him if he could think of a reason the killer targeted him          

 #and bruce just replies ‘no but the design is awful it’s nothing like the original downstairs’      

 #while alfred is just looking straight into the panel’s camera resigned                                                            

In Gotham Adventures #35, Bruce is made part of a jury for the court case of a man that was apprehended by Batman. 

And he just fuckin. He Does That

What seems to keep his cover isn’t secrecy (though there’s plenty of it), but instead just how absolutely outrageous the idea is. Bruce Wayne?? Batman??? Puh-lease. I mean, have you seen the guy? Sure he’s a nice guy, but he’s far too busy having people run WE for him and going on pleasure cruises to be Batman. I mean, really. 

(Good thing nobody notices the cool symbolic silhouette deal he’s got going on there.)
It’s likely become something akin to the ‘Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer’ joke, (check out this post) and Bruce often just feeds it, making it even easier to get away with. It’s fucking hilarious.

Those people are gonna feel silly since anyone with eyes could see that the butts match…. I mean, the facts don’t lie

mingpicket:

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

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wingedcorgi:

maybe it’s…. subtle.

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slytherin-nymphet:

Tom Felton posted this on his Instagram story and omf look how precious he is being 😭 I just can’t help but to think of Draco Malfoy nineteen years later, in the muggle world and he just comes across this sign and is like “Wow what an ass”

drarrytalks:

Harry: Hey, can you pass the salt?

Draco: Can you pass your classes?

Harry: Too much salt.

hightaako:

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

hightaako:

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

mikkeneko:

grandenchanterfiona:

radtoxicodendron:

grandenchanterfiona:

So, if a Robot is programmed by a Jewish woman, to be a sort of child for her, and the robot views herself as the woman’s daughter, would the robot be Jewish? 

http://www.jta.org/2014/06/12/life-religion/should-robots-count-in-a-minyan-rabbi-talks-turing-test

rabbis have literally discussed everything.

I love Judaism

Oftentimes Jewish ethics are about the actor, not the one being acted upon. If I see something that for all intents and purposes looks human, I cannot start poking it to see if it bleeds. I have a responsibility to treat all that seem human as humans, and it is better to err on the side of caution from an ethical perspective.

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kangofu-cb:

@amberlyinviolet

@kangofu-cb You know me so well 🖤🖤
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brokehorrorfan:

Godzilla actor Haruo Nakajima has passed away. He was 88.

Nakajima may be one of the most famous actors in Japanese cinema history, yet most people have never seen his face. He donned the Godzilla suit in the 1954 original Gojira and then for another 11 consecutive Godzilla films through 1972, after which he retired from suit acting.

He also played Rodan in Rodan, Mothra in Mothra, Baragon in Frankenstein vs. Baragon, Gaira in The War of the Gargantuas, King Kong in King Kong Escapes, various kaiju roles on Ultraman, and a bandit in Seven Samurai, among others.

Watch a brief profile on Nakajima below.

Keep reading

kangofu-cb:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kalipygos:

never talk to me about your boy problems because my solution will always be to gone girl his ass. your man textin other bitches? Frame him for your murder

A GOOD SOLUTION

@amberlyinviolet
@kangofu-cb hashtag about me

writing is either

avengerofyourheart:

distractionsetcetera:

image

or

image

there is nothing in between.

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE. 

adamsgirl42:

defectivegembrain:

blizzardvern:

kyrothedragon:

dovewithscales:

basiliskfree:

communistchexmix:

blizzardvern:

hornyreptiles:

dateadragonsuggestion:

daedricsheep:

thatll-do:

daedricsheep:

thatll-do:

noivern:

basiliskfree:

circesadventures:

rareandradiant-maiden:

noivern:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

it’s not polite!

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

Draw that in a separate post also these

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just…
Idk
Try

There’s more!

@lemememeringue
@intermittently-ava how do you sit in a chair?

laughingfish:

bloodbending:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

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yourbloodlikewine:

@amberlyinviolet TELL ME THIS IS NOT DUO AND ELI

@yourbloodlikewine it isssssss oh my god
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chrisriddellblog:

Ocean Vuong

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